Throw Short People Day
Getting thrown is a great way to celebrate your short bred. Not only does being short come with its own set of advantages, but short people can also be found in many of your favorite movies, books and games. Regardless of your height, you can find plenty of cute and stylish footwear to wear for the duration of your event. It may be a little trickier to find a matching dress, but that doesn’t mean you can’t strut your stuff in style. The best part is, you can actually find a variety of cute shoes in your size range.
The fact that short people have been around for as long as there have been civilizations in general is a testament to their strength. For example, the average height for males in China is around 5 feet 6 inches. For females, it’s around 5 feet 5 inches. In some countries, short people may be an anomaly, but that doesn’t mean they can’t be found. Having said that, there’s a silver lining to being short – in terms of health. It’s estimated that short people are more likely to survive cancer than tall people. If you have a friend or family member with the unfortunate affliction, here’s to hoping you can keep him alive.
The best way to celebrate short people is to make sure you are wearing something besides shorts. Luckily, there are plenty of sites out there that are dedicated to finding the perfect fit for your individual body type. After all, there is a reason why short people were sexier in the past. Hopefully, you’ll find the perfect match in the coming months. Until then, have a great day!